E se o Chad Vader saísse do dentista um pouco... Digamos... Doidão?
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10 de fev. de 2009
8 de fev. de 2009
Matari
E se Enduro se passasse no Brasil?
Como o aquecimento Global nos afeta...
Bobby é corinthiano
HUAUHAHUAHUAHUHUAHUAHUAUAHU, eu ri pra caralho! Incrível como de uma forma tão Geek e simples podem ser passadas mensagens importantes como as acima. CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Como o aquecimento Global nos afeta...
Bobby é corinthiano
HUAUHAHUAHUAHUHUAHUAHUAUAHU, eu ri pra caralho! Incrível como de uma forma tão Geek e simples podem ser passadas mensagens importantes como as acima. CLAP CLAP CLAP!
6 de fev. de 2009
16 de jan. de 2009
2 de jan. de 2009
Leonard Nimoy is back!
Sheldon, pode começar a se remexer!J.J. Abrams está fazendo mais um filme da série Star Trek (acreditem!), e olha só quem vai dar o ar da graça: ele mesmo!
Leonard Nimoy, o eterno Dr. Spock, numa versão sem Botox e muito mais enrugada!
Para delírio do público nerd e fã de Star Trek, o filme tem tudo para ser bem assistível levando-se em conta que o diretor de Lost e Fringe estará envolvido.
O trailer você confere abaixo:
Para ler a notícia completa, via UOL, clique aqui.
Papo de MSN
Thales@Maceió diz:
psiu
Thales@Maceió diz:
conhece joao pessoa?
Marcel diz:
sim
Marcel diz:
nao a fundo
Thales@Maceió diz:
la tem night?
Marcel diz:
no mundo todo tem night
Marcel diz:
la pras 18h começa a escurecer
que burro, dá zero pra ele!
psiu
Thales@Maceió diz:
conhece joao pessoa?
Marcel diz:
sim
Marcel diz:
nao a fundo
Thales@Maceió diz:
la tem night?
Marcel diz:
no mundo todo tem night
Marcel diz:
la pras 18h começa a escurecer
que burro, dá zero pra ele!
23 de dez. de 2008
24 de out. de 2008
16 de out. de 2008
Iphone 3G
Já pensou o Iphone 3G rodando Windows Mobile? Pois é isso que Erik Kristiansen, um norueguês nerd pra caralho conseguiu fazer. Ele criou um boot camp que permite que se escolha com qual sistema operacional o iphone vai inicializar.
Óbvio que o iphone deve estar desbloqueado irregularmente para proporcionar isso. Agora os rumores de que Steve Jobs teve um ataque cardíaco realmente devem fazer sentido.
Minha opinião? A Apple em breve vai lançar iphones "open-source".
E tenho dito.
Notícia na íntegra aqui.
Dica de d3xter.
Óbvio que o iphone deve estar desbloqueado irregularmente para proporcionar isso. Agora os rumores de que Steve Jobs teve um ataque cardíaco realmente devem fazer sentido.
Minha opinião? A Apple em breve vai lançar iphones "open-source".
E tenho dito.
Notícia na íntegra aqui.
Dica de d3xter.
14 de out. de 2008
Ferrari Bike Concept
Pra quem gosta de motocas, essa moto conceito da Ferrari é um prato cheio.
Eu mesmo queria uma. Vendia e comprava um Sciphone, o clone perfeito do iphone (LOL eterno!).
Eu mesmo queria uma. Vendia e comprava um Sciphone, o clone perfeito do iphone (LOL eterno!).
10 de out. de 2008
Cinco piores motivos pra se chamar a polícia
1. Pra informar que até o momento você não avistou nenhum caça inimigo no espaço aéreo;
2. Pra perguntar se eles viram o último episódio de CSI;
3. Pra informar que o mesmo cara de bicicleta está jogando jornal no seu jardim todo dia, na mesma hora;
4. Pra dizer que você é a favor da greve deles por conta dos baixos salários;
5. Para informar que MATARAM O KENNY!
2. Pra perguntar se eles viram o último episódio de CSI;
3. Pra informar que o mesmo cara de bicicleta está jogando jornal no seu jardim todo dia, na mesma hora;
4. Pra dizer que você é a favor da greve deles por conta dos baixos salários;
5. Para informar que MATARAM O KENNY!
9 de out. de 2008
Sonho de consumo
Quem não queria sair por aí com a sirene ligada? Quem não queria flertar com a Janine (Rick Moranis que me perdoe)? Quem não queria descer pro andar de baixo igual aos bombeiros? Quem não queria dar um pescotapa no Vigo?
Mas o melhor é, quem não queria a perua Cadillac dos Caça-Fantasmas???
Eu mesmo quero e podem começar a economizar. O Natal tá chegando e por módicos US$27.600,00 ela pode ser minha.
Alguém se habilita? :D
2 de out. de 2008
30 de set. de 2008
25 de set. de 2008
23 de set. de 2008
It never stops
Lembram da Samara, aquela menina joinha que saia da TV rastejando pela água no filme O Chamado (The Ring)?
Tá ela aqui. Sim, mas por quê?
Por nada. Só pra você se cagar de medo quando for tomar banho e a TV estiver ligada. :)
Tem um post no Controle Remoto que cita essa coisinha, e não quero me cagar sozinho.
22 de set. de 2008
Video mais nerd do mundo
Rap Battle entre gigantes do mundo digital: (UPDATED COM AS LETRAS)
MSN x GOOGLE
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
MSN x YAHOO
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I'm blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts?
But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts
Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps,
You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can't fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
GOOGLE x YAHOO
Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil's a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who's countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven't changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad
Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads
You got no game, youre old like Atari,
I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari
Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?
Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly
Trying too hard, your design is insane
This guy has an exclamation point in his name!
You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise
Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
MSN x GOOGLE
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
MSN x YAHOO
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I'm blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts?
But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts
Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps,
You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can't fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
GOOGLE x YAHOO
Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil's a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who's countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven't changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad
Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads
You got no game, youre old like Atari,
I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari
Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?
Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly
Trying too hard, your design is insane
This guy has an exclamation point in his name!
You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise
Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
17 de set. de 2008
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